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10â12 OCTOBER
Location: On a farm. Unclear. Unmarked. Unforgiving.
Pricing: R1000 includes camping fees
â˘â â The Fun Run begins: 10 October at 9:00 AM
â(For the 100â200 km plus group)
â˘â â The Training LSD Run begins: 11 October at 9:00 AM
â(For the 1â100 km ish group)
Choose your poison. There is no finish line. Only exit strategies.
Congratulations.
Youâre about to unofficially sign up for an unofficial act of voluntary suffering.
You are joining an unsanctioned, unsupported, uncoordinated collective of discomfort-seeking strangers.
This is not a race.
This is not official.
This is not for the emotionally fragile.
You will not be guided.
You will not be tracked.
You will not be comforted.
You will not be remembered unless you disappear spectacularly.
There will be medics.
Real ones. With gear. But theyâre not your mom.
There will also be rules.
Youâll only find out about them at the start line.
If you donât like surprises, donât come.
â˘â â Pain
â˘â â Poor decisions
â˘â â Unreliable navigation
â˘â â Hallucinations around km 187
â˘â â Silence, interrupted by primal screaming
â˘â â Salt-streaked cheeks and emotional flatlining
You will question your choices.
You will question your life.
These are considered spiritual breakthroughs.
â˘â â A T-shirt
â˘â â A race number
â˘â â A medal
â˘â â A map you can trust
â˘â â Closure
â˘â â Refunds
â˘â â A functioning sense of humour
â˘â â More sodium than your cardiologist allows
â˘â â Headlamp (to see your soul at night)
â˘â â Trail shoes that hate you slightly less than the trail
â˘â â Respect for the mountain
â˘â â Hatred for comfort
â˘â â A signed physical waiver form handed in at registration
â(Non-negotiable. No waiver, no run.)
I, the undersigned, fully accept that:
⢠No one asked me to be here
⢠No one will feel bad if I donât finish
⢠If I get lost, it becomes a personality trait
⢠My safety is ultimately my responsibility
⢠My ego, if found, will be returned in a Ziplock bag
I do not hold the organisers, the trail, the medics, or my childhood trauma responsible for anything that happens out there.
I am ready.
Into the void.
Into the pain.
Into the stories.
By clicking below, you confirm that you will:
â˘â â Arrive prepared
â˘â â Bring the signed waiver
â˘â â Accept whatever strange rule we give you at the start line
â˘â â And suffer voluntarily with full awareness and zero entitlement
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