BADGER RANCH FUN RUN

#NOTANEVENT

Welcome to What This Is Not

📅 10–12 OCTOBER
Location: On a farm. Unclear. Unmarked. Unforgiving.
Pricing: R1000 includes camping fees

Start Times:

•⁠ ⁠The Fun Run begins: 10 October at 9:00 AM
 (For the 100–200 km plus group)
•⁠ ⁠The Training LSD Run begins: 11 October at 9:00 AM
 (For the 1–100 km ish group)

Choose your poison. There is no finish line. Only exit strategies.

⚠️ READ THIS BEFORE YOU PROCEED

Congratulations.
You’re about to unofficially sign up for an unofficial act of voluntary suffering.

You are joining an unsanctioned, unsupported, uncoordinated collective of discomfort-seeking strangers.

This is not a race.
This is not official.
This is not for the emotionally fragile.

You will not be guided.
You will not be tracked.
You will not be comforted.
You will not be remembered unless you disappear spectacularly.

There will be medics.
Real ones. With gear. But they’re not your mom.

There will also be rules.
You’ll only find out about them at the start line.
If you don’t like surprises, don’t come.

🥾 WHAT TO EXPECT

•⁠ ⁠Pain
•⁠ ⁠Poor decisions
•⁠ ⁠Unreliable navigation
•⁠ ⁠Hallucinations around km 187
•⁠ ⁠Silence, interrupted by primal screaming
•⁠ ⁠Salt-streaked cheeks and emotional flatlining

You will question your choices.
You will question your life.
These are considered spiritual breakthroughs.

❌ WHAT YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE

•⁠ ⁠A T-shirt
•⁠ ⁠A race number
•⁠ ⁠A medal
•⁠ ⁠A map you can trust
•⁠ ⁠Closure
•⁠ ⁠Refunds

🎒 MANDATORY GEAR

•⁠ ⁠A functioning sense of humour
•⁠ ⁠More sodium than your cardiologist allows
•⁠ ⁠Headlamp (to see your soul at night)
•⁠ ⁠Trail shoes that hate you slightly less than the trail
•⁠ ⁠Respect for the mountain
•⁠ ⁠Hatred for comfort
•⁠ ⁠A signed physical waiver form handed in at registration
 (Non-negotiable. No waiver, no run.)

📜 WAIVER (PREVIEW, ACTUAL FORM PROVIDED ON ENTRY)

I, the undersigned, fully accept that:
• No one asked me to be here
• No one will feel bad if I don’t finish
• If I get lost, it becomes a personality trait
• My safety is ultimately my responsibility
• My ego, if found, will be returned in a Ziplock bag

I do not hold the organisers, the trail, the medics, or my childhood trauma responsible for anything that happens out there.

I am ready.
Into the void.
Into the pain.
Into the stories.

☠️ PROCEED TO “SIGN-UP”

By clicking below, you confirm that you will:
•⁠ ⁠Arrive prepared
•⁠ ⁠Bring the signed waiver
•⁠ ⁠Accept whatever strange rule we give you at the start line
•⁠ ⁠And suffer voluntarily with full awareness and zero entitlement

R1000 includes camping fees

SIGN UP

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